yesterdaze weather

Fo-Sheezy-Ma-Kneezy-Keep-Ma-Ahmz-So-Breezy

2009-04-01T10:46:00.000-07:00

If you're one prone to the difficulties of understanding ebonikz, then move along. You'll get nothing from this posting or anything from anyone of any value. Game over for you.

Rode past m'a boi Hugh's heezy at about half past an 8 beezy on my way heezy yestaday meezy.

I spat on his lawn. My spit didn't freeze or sizzle, plus there was no drizzle so I was happy as a birthday clizzle.

This posting is lame. So was the latter ride of my day. Head wind from Dupes and Sym-Symmie all the way to College and Lippnicky reigning down on my dome like a BJ from Tory Lane.

Other than that the day was quite lovely. I stayed cozy with Oscar Wilde.

Outta breath, outta time, outta here.

Drizzling guest blogger: jimmy

2009-03-03T13:30:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was pretty crap-tacular outside so i decided to stay and have a jizz fest of my own. It was raining buckets after multiple primetimes thanks to my new collection of erotica.

Film still from Kenneth Anger's
L'Eaux D'Artifice (1953)

unseasonably warm

2009-02-10T20:59:00.000-08:00

For the past couple daze its been really nice and warm. Finally getting out of this deep freeze.

All the snow is melting feels like spring. Was about 7 degrees yesterday. Its just a tease for the next couple days, but i am not complaining. Heard a chickadee out of my window today, i think he was enjoying the warm weather as well.

Rods.

2009-01-29T08:54:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was amazing. I woke up to see that naughty salt falling from the sky and it got me thinking about how bad I just wanted to rip into some anacondas right away, you know? Some real thick Hollywoods. When the snowman comes it's warm, so warm that combined with all those thoughts of the devil's dandruff --- I got a huge rod. I popped outta bed, stayed buck, slapped on my boots, toque, knit domer and just went running through the 'Dale to buy croissants. Rods rule!

starwars

2009-01-07T11:48:00.000-08:00

Last night it was snowing so hard, it was hard to see 5 feet in front of you. it was nice and calming. when you drive in heavy snow like that, it felt like you were in star wars, and all the snow seemed like stars just whizzing by. It was mild felt about 1 degree. the snow piled fast, it was packing snow.

Dead Sun

2008-12-05T17:52:00.000-08:00

Got the window cracked hollered back money ain't a thing. 12:30 pm. I woke up in my translucent cube fort that was glowing because the sun was blasting through my windows, so I rolled over and blasted a load on my girl's grill. Stumbled down the steps and clean my downstairs' mix-up, put the kettle on, killed a Pabst then opened the slider and stepped out into a gloriously brisk day and proceeded to choke down a smooth, tasty dart. My landlady gave me the finger because I raged on my drum kit pretty loud 7 hours earlier, but I didn't care because I was tuned, the sun was out, I nutted and was suckin' on nicotine like it was my fuckin' job. I wasn't wearing a shirt and my nipples got hard, which I liked. I watched a bad movie, and by the time it was done darkness was upon me. Me and my bitch checked the temp -- which had dropped significantly -- so we bundle up with dick and tit cosies and headed out into the night. Sometime around this time I started hitting the sauce again, so my temp became neuts again. Saw some ugly people on transit. Ourspace was a fuckin' sauna so I kept drinking to stay hydrated. Blacked out warm. I was happy.

Woke up in my cube and it felt like groundhog day.

I'm drinking again.

Dig.

2008-11-10T23:21:00.000-08:00

It got super cold last night, wind started up had to put and extra cardigan on, couldn't light a cig up, then it started to snow and i saw this little raccoon running across the street, i think he was soo pissed at the weather like i was and he was just trying to get out of the coldness and into a nice warm place. I hope he made it.

Guest blogger, Vanessa in Toronto

2008-10-28T16:52:00.000-07:00

yesterday was cold enough for me to wear a wool sweater, but not cold enough for me to wear mittens. ryan said it felt like 7 degrees, but he was biking in the wind so it was probably a bit warmer. siena called me at 4pm from queen st saying that she couldn't meet me for coffee yet because it was raining too hard for her to ride her bike. but when avery looked out from his college st window, he said the sky was blue and there was no rain. carolyn walked home from work in the rain without an umbrella and everyone starred at her. i drank a hot chocolate with extra whipped cream and then i went to bed.

hotttttest day in october.

2008-10-13T22:54:00.001-07:00

yesterday was soo hot out almost 29 degrees in October pretty nice. Trees still have real beautiful colours going. October fest weekend was nice, missed the parade but great weather for it. Turkey was really good this weekend too.

I wonder how the weather is in New York City?

woorms

2008-10-07T20:57:00.000-07:00

Yesterday beautiful all day long, about 17 degrees all day long , was wearing a tshirt all day. As night drew it became colder, around 9 it was like 6 degrees out there, real cold. Then baller and i saw a Lil worm on the ground, he musta been real cold out there.

guest blogger: ben schumACH AKA DA SHOWER GUY

2008-10-04T14:12:00.000-07:00

yesterday the weather on he moon was real nice for doing chicks. mainly cloudy and dicks were floating. it was cold as shit, it felt like negative 41 so i had to wear a dick cozy. oh yeah and smoking on the moon feels good when it is cold cigs grteat yeah real nice coo fun good weed tokes

2008-10-02T14:34:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was cold and rainy all day long, overcast sky about 13 degrees. It was nice but alittle to cold for some. The leaves are looking great. Was a nice night to bulid another fort.

Guest Blogger, Baller

2008-09-26T05:31:00.000-07:00

Really nice day. A perfect example of an Indian Summer.

Short skirt and tube top weather. The ideal temperature to dress like a slut, or to find one.

A colourful sunset lead into a mild evening, with a slight breeze.

Throw on your hoodie and get into some outdoor toking and star gazing.

Almost like summer

2008-09-21T17:48:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was beautiful out it was about 25 degrees all day long, really hot in the sun, super nice. I went fishing that day too for a little bit caught a little fish, was really nice down at the little river. At night it cooled off nicely deff needed a sweater, we went to the new fort, was prob my fav of the forts just a little muddy at some points but that's ok.

Guest blogger from England, Stan

2008-09-18T19:01:00.001-07:00

hey matt

weather yesterday was alright. Morning was a bit nippy, probably about 18 centigrade but in the evening as long as you were wearing a jumper you were okay. Not a bad ngiht to smoke a fag on the terrace, or to go to a fash bash.

Guest blogger from England, Stan

2008-09-18T19:01:00.000-07:00

hey matt

just a nice fucking day

2008-09-18T00:04:00.000-07:00

this guy is soo chillin.

o yesterday was just fucking perfect, about 23 degrees all day long which was awesome, then when dusk was setting in it went down slowly to about 8 degreesish which was just hoodie worthy out, just great for smoking cigs, moon was real nice too. thanks

2008-09-16T19:39:00.000-07:00

O yesterday was a great day weather wise, nice and cool about 17 all day then cooled off nicely at night, around 9 degrees. The moon looked great, while it first started to rise it looked like a harvest moon, but then after awhile it just looked normal.

ike

2008-09-15T19:11:00.001-07:00

we got the tail end of hurricane ike, it rained alot all day and night, then it got really hummid which really sucked, but it was nice to smoke weed and listen to the rain fall.

foggy moggy

2008-09-14T16:15:00.000-07:00

Yesterdays weather was nice. Nice cool breez all day long, at night it was really great not to hot not to cold just right, it got alittle foggy later into the evening which was really nice then it started to rain.

pretty good fall day.

2008-09-12T16:41:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was a pretty nice day. Almost a perfect fall day except the trees havent fully turned yet, but when they do it will be really nice to smoke weed in a forest and also really nice to build forts. At night it was really good nice and cool really good to smoke cigs.